latenightalaska:

I SERIOUSLY THOUGHT THIS WAS A COPPER STATUE

transaervania:

next time you go to accuse a teenage girl of overreacting remember that when a bunch of elderly white men couldn’t agree on something, they shut down the government

2:57 PM 399981 / reblog

lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

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1:20 PM 80008 / reblog

telapathetic:

when someone tries to argue with me on a subject i know more aboutimage

1:20 PM 152849 / reblog

unsmokable:

someone somewhere is meeting the love of their life right now and that’s pretty cool

1:20 PM 457451 / reblog
treely3256:

hashtag-loser:

cloudcuckoolander527:

vaspider:

doctorblainewilliams:

thedoctorsherlock:

Why doesn’t this have a million notes?!

i love how the “did you drug them” has a little pit stop at “you’re evil”

As well it should.

I’ve reblogged this before but Imma do it again because a)it’s awesome and b) I have a specific voice when I say “Do not do the sex”.

This needs to be on a billboard and posters all around the world. Maybe even on menus are restaurants

Needs to be in bars